85-92 Damage vs. Running Yak at 450 yds.
Efficient design: folding stock, laser sight, 30 round mag., ambidextrous low-yield trigger, and collapsable bipod
+9 Second Amendment
+2 Sight Beyond Sight
Summons Snarf Elemental
Requires Level 8 "Thundercats...HO!" Cry
+97% 80's Childhood Nostalgia
Temporarily Blinds Enemies
When coupled with "Money Belt of Security", +2 Tourist
Needs reloading after trapping 32 souls
32-40 Damage
+150% vs. Undead
+48% Unfunniness
+89% Poultry
+2 Lazy Eyes of Death +3 Sing Kooky Songs -33% Dining Etiquette