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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Submitted
By
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Mr. T's Golden Chains of Hella Toughness
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+210% Strength
+90%
Crazy Fool Resist
-45%
Resistance to Italian Boxers
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Novaman3
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Perplexing Spork of the the Dark Lunch Mistress
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150% Damage vs. Undead breakfast foods
-75%
Chance of Successful food-mouth contact
+98%
Chance of changing conversation topic to comical incidents
involving previous sporks
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wjp
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Soothing Menthol Ointment of "Ahhh!"
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Relieves
muscle tension and soreness after a hard day of butchering
demons
Only
for use from levels 7-65; otherwise, consult doctor
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TestSubjectAkira
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Providential Celtic Talismans of Aisle Two
(Green,
a set item)
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+46-51%
Chance of finding a pot o' gold
-63%
Dental Enamel
Combine
with Milk, Toast, Juice to form "Breakfast of Completeness"
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Super Ballgame
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Herbaceous Autotroph of Bakeage
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-120% Rational Thinking
+10
Flying Ability
+4%
Chance of parent saying, "Why do you have oregano in
here?"
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Chris DeLilla
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Mysterious Module of the Great Disconnection
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Slowest Connection Speed
+250%
Game Lag
+68-73%
Monster Teleportation per Hit
*
Begs to
be Catapaulted
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YogiB
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Amber Potion of the Lonely Male
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Faster Run/Walk/Stumble
20-30
Throwing Damage
63-82
Drinking Damage
+11-92%
Chance of Panty Removal
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Mike Dietrich
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Corn-Cob Pipe of the Great State of Missourah
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+68-80%
Reckonin' Abili'tah
+2
Negroid-Resist
+3
Homage to our Great-Grandpappy, General Vorhees, Step-Brother
to John C. Calhoun and Keeper of the Great Pishgah Quartenary
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blackjack
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