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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Submitted
By
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Superior Trephine of Medieval Lobotomy
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+200% Chance Crushing Blow to Skull
98%
Chance of Killing Level 16 Hapless Seizure Victim
Requires
Level 2 Bloodletting Skill
*
When combined with Vile Totem of Rectal Biopsy, +100% Chance
of Enemy to Flee
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Steven Smeaton, MD
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Vampiric
Cloak of Internal Revenue
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If
enemy makes 102,000 gold a year and has 3 dependants:
+39%
of Enemy's income
+20%
Luxury Tax on Rare/Unique Items
-58%
Resistance to GOP minions
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Sean the Obvious
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+230%
Release Date
+137%
Aggrevation to Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome
*
When found inside the game itself, creates one paradoxical
rift in space-time
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blackjack
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Androgynous Person of Specialness
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+4 *It's Always Best to Be Yourself, Because You are a Winner!*
+8
Not Really
+19
Sweet Jesus God!
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PlanetDiablo
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Quaint and Charming Raccoon Sculpture of the Garden
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Defends
home and frightens off potential burglars with it's menacing
stare
Gathers
nuts and berries for hungry pink flamingos and tricky garden
gnomes
Answers
to "Robby" or "Sir Adolphus, Tormentor of
Souls"
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blackjack
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Unsuspecting Mr. Flour Bag Nailed by .357
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PlanetDiablo
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