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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Submitted
By
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Holy Wand of Viewing Remoteness
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Proficiency
in using this is directly proportional to user's weight
Becomes
useless if lost in the sub-cushion netherworld
*Three
of these items may be transmuted into a Sacred Wand of Universal
Media Control
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Hans Bergengren
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Horadric
Roll of Supreme Adhesion
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Alternative
means of joining Magical Staves to Snake Amulets, allowing
you to fight with corpulent maggot-demigods
+4
Kidnap Ability
*When
applied to midsection, helps middle-aged questers fit into
that old pair of armor
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Myselftheloom
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Tight
Gear for Playas in C-Town
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+3
Ability to "hit'cha from behind as I flip down mah
drop-top"
+54-58%
Chance to be "Rippin 'em Solo, throwin' lyrical paylo"
Combine
with Dat Gat, Dem Ho's, and Mowf full o' plat-num to form
"One Deviant Mofo"
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Sts. Perpetua and
Felicity
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Oaken Barrel of Capaciousness
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May be used to ferment fulminating potions into a fine vintage
wine, with a "delicate flavor hinted with tobacco and
roses"
Capacity:
45 gallons/5 dead midgits
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blackjack
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Putrid Rodent of Vagrancy
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-78%
Nut-gathering motivation
+12
Step Program
+1
Perverse photographer
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John Ahlberg
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