Wacky
Equipment Database
Welcome
to PlanetDiablo's Wacky Equipment Database! Here you'll
find (unsurprisingly) odd items, weapons, and armor that, in
a strange way, help us fend off the forces of...well...anything,
really.
To submit your own, simply send in an e-mail containing both
the equipment attributes and an image of it to pics@planetdiablo.com.
If
you like the WED, please submit! This database is run by "viewers
like you"!
Some hints
to make this easier for us:
- Avoid inside jokes where possible.
- English is the preferred language here at PlanetDiablo.
- Please make images no larger than 200 pixels wide and 230 high.
- Avoid inappropriate themes; or, don't make it so pathetically blatant, like "Andariel's Lingere" +2 Sex. C'mon.
- The best submissions seem to be common items with a creative name and twist.
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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Submitted
By
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Supergutes Liverwurst Amulet
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+3
Flaxen NeanderBrow (+ 6 in Wisconsin)
Grants
wearer ungodly efficiency, drinking ability
*May
make user cry spontaneously: Schnell,
schnell! Es gibt heißen käse auf meinem gesicht!
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der Barde
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Multi-Usage
Polio- Victim Military Training Unit #353
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Besides
acting as a life-giving iron-lung, machine can be attatched
to another larger BattleMech as a high-velocity projectile
weapon
As
a submarine, is able to withstand 1000 m. pressures; eight
portholes allow for unlimited visibility
As
a military-grade flight simulator, prepares worthy polio
victims for aerial battle; the hydraulic base provides realistic
motion, including ability to invert
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el Bardo
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Holy
Hand Grenade of Antioch
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65-124
Fire Damage
312-356
Jesus Damage
+150%
Damage to long eared, short tailed lagomorphs
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Rascal 2002
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MigiGolem of Mulleticity
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+3 Wrasslin'
When
coupled with Pabst bottle, may be unleashed in a pool hall
or bowling alley to wreak havoc
+5
Ankle-Gnaw
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Li-Bard-Tzu
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