Wacky
Equipment Database
Greetings,
all, the WED is back...kinda. I thank all thirty or so of you
who responded to last week's query. Overall, only one person
said that the WED should meet its demise, which is very heartening
indeed. Yet, the fact remains that many of the submissions are
of such deplorable quality-- don't worry trusty reader, I liked
YOUR submission ;) -- that bringing you this database on a weekly
basis has become extremely difficult. I feel that some of the
items over the weeks have reached the pinnacle of humor, and
it is impossible to bring you such inspired goodness every week.
The WED will live on, mind you, but for now on it will only
be put up when it has been deemed worthy and substantial enough
for your viewing pleasure. So, continue submitting to pics@planetdiablo.com,
and next week plan on something totally different from the Bard.
Maybe he will put up the WED hall-of-shame, consisting of the
worst submissions PlanetDiablo has received (names omitted to
protect the guilty, of course). To tide you over until then,
here are a few nuggets.
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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Submitted
By
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Scepter of Pure Evil (Cold Enchanted)
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Can
be formed by transmuting the Scepter of Bitchery with the
disembodied head of the mother of the Three Prime Evils;
only then may the head's true frigidity be harnessed
157-162
Damage vs. Ethics
*Inferior
only to the Eternal Spleen-Flail of Strom Thurmond
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Phil
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Careless
and Negligent Use of One's Time on Earth
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-438%
Portablilty
100%
Potential damage to hamsters, gerbils.
Causes
"Flaming Athlon of the Foolish Overclocker" to
become hot enough to start your own blacksmithery
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Lord
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0-223
Damage to underfoot foliage per swing
+5
to all Curses
-7
Avoid Water ability
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Skrybe
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