| All your Base Equipment |
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Name
And Attributes
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Image
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Comment
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Mask of the unsleepen diablo-gamer
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+30%
Exp.
Reduces
Max stamina -40%
4%
chance to LVLup
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Someone help this poor man!
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Rubber
Armor of Pikachu
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-75%
Electric damage
-30%
Mobiltiy
-55%
Air to breath
+25%
Fat bonus
+30%
Chance of getting psycho
-98%
getting girlfriend
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He writes, "sorry for my xxx english
but im german ;-)"
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Phat
Menkey Helm of 1337ness
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"Well,
I have found the keraziest item in all of the land that
is USEast. It's called the Phat Menkey Helm of 1337ness.
When you put it on, it's 30% menkey resistance, +45 to insaneness.
Remember, it's a menkey not a monkey"
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...?
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Flying Head of Disgust
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+
5 Enemy Vomit
+ 3 Enemy Flee
+ 1 Enemy Frighten
Enemy may run away and never return.
*
Can be reequipped once thrown.
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I
am dry-wretching now, as a matter of fact...
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The White Jump Suit of the Travolta
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+4
to Disco Inferno
+1
to sex appeal
+2
to 60's are dead
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Vulnerable to hippies
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A. I think its called a "leisure
suit"
B. The disco craze was in the late
70's, the hippie craze was in the late 60's, screwing up
the whole temporal chronology of this item.
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Quake
Head of Destruction
(I
feel compelled to copy this e-mail verbatim)
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"muah.
this lil beasty is the "Quake Head of Destruction"
its attributes are as following:
* the ability to play diablo 2 in first person view
* +250% bad pixilation
* +50 confuse diablo monsters who now think they are in
a quake game without any high powered futuristic weapons
* +500% apocolyptic destruction caused by two completley
different game generes colide in a horrible, hiroshima magnatude
blast of code
* -5 witty ingame remarks"
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Why don't I remember
Quake looking this bad?
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Holy
Bread of the Hungry Stummic |
+250
to Vitality
Forces character to puke.
Adds %110 chance of monster flee.
-150% Damage vs. hungry creatures
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This sure gives you
a lot of vitality, considering that it induces vomiting. HAHAHA,
"stummic", classic!
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Talking Frog of Leaping |
+200%
to
Freak Out the Girls
+4 To Leap (Barbarian Only)
+50% to Talk Enemies into Giving Up
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Sorry,
girls . I can't be held liable for any freaking out you do while
looking at this page. |
| School
Armor of the Devil |
-30%
to Size when Washed
+20 to Embarassment
-$10 to Wallet
Reduces Chance of Getting Girfriend |
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The
only funny thing about this is that there is really a school
out there called "Centro Helen
Keller". I hear that there is a lot of team spirit for
the "Raging Deaf-Mutes" of CHK High. |
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Frekkin'
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%350
lag due to the 850,000 bullets packed into it
bullets
too inaccurate to hit skeletons
%500
the biggest football player on your team will run for dear
life
makes
the barbarian look like urcle stuffed in a garbage can
%99.9
chance getting arrested for gun threat
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(As the title obviously indicates,
this item is a minigun. I did not post the image because the
fool sent me a 500KB bitmap.)
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