Have you ever played TF over AOL?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Yeah, it rocked!	2	0.9%
Yeah, and my name was Player and +mlook means nothing to me.	2	0.9%
Yeah, and for one moment, one shining moment, I received a packet from the server. I still treasure it to this day.	14	6.9%
No, I know better than to do that.	23	11.4%
No, I wouldn't be caught dead using AOL.	112	55.7%
I once got better gameplay using two cups and a string.	48	23.8%

: I try to play over AOL every once in a while... It makes you appreciate what you think is a bad connection!
Spaceman Spif: I try to play over AOL every once in a while... It makes you appreciate what you think is a bad connection!
DieHard: Never installed AOL... my god i should just slap you for asking.
Slick: *smak* OWWWWWW DieHard, that hurt!

When you join a public server, you join which team?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
team red, always	10	4.9%
team blue, always	8	3.9%
auto team, always	76	37.4%
the team that is ahead (i can't lose)	6	2.9%
the team that is behind (i try to help them out)	38	18.7%
the team with less people (i think even teams are a must)	58	28.5%
the team with more people (i can't lose)	1	0.4%
whichever team i join when i am slamming my keyboard because i hate lag (or am using AOL)	6	2.9%

: You can never go wrong with autoteam!
Spaceman Spif: You can never go wrong with autoteam!
DieHard: I like to pick the team with less players, that way i can kill more ppl.
Slick: If we all autoteamed, the world would be a better place.

When are constantly getting killed by a sniper, you

Answer	Votes	Percentage
become a sniper and cap his ass	60	29.5%
become a spy and stab him in the back	65	32%
become an hwguy and flail bullets in his direction	6	2.9%
become a scout and run away, run away	3	1.4%
become an engineer and build a sentry gun because you are sick of offense	9	4.4%
become a soldier and hail rockets at him	25	12.3%
become pyro and hail rockets at him	10	4.9%
become medic and attempt to give him a disease, knowing he will prolly cap your ass again	9	4.4%
get mad, say he is cheating	3	1.4%
join his team	0	0%
cry	13	6.4%
quit	0	0%

: I shut down the computer and kick the cat.
Spaceman Spif: I shut down the computer and kick the cat.
DieHard: I have to go spy and keep killing him.
Slick: I'm never constantly killed by a sniper. And I'm willing to prove it!

What do you think about grenade spamming?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
I do it all the time	34	17%
I don't do it but I don't mind if other people do	81	40.5%
I don't do it and I get mad at spammers	71	35.5%
I hate it, and whatever they do with grenades in TF2 will make me mad becuase I'm that way.	14	7%

Spaceman Spif: Pineapples and spam, isn't that the new entree on "Cooking with Emeril"
Slick: DieHard took the 5th, I prefer to time the grenade to blow up in their face :)

In an endurance race, who would win?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout	49	24%
HWG	30	14.7%
Soldier	29	14.2%
Engineer	6	2.9%
Demoman	17	8.3%
Spy	12	5.8%
Medic	45	22%
Sniper	11	5.3%
Pyro	5	2.4%

Spaceman Spif: Ever try to kill a HWguy? Those are some fortified mo-fo's
DieHard: Engineer, how can it -not- be an engineer?!
Slick: The Scout is a sprinter, can't do long distances, I'll go with medic, he's got the steriods and other magical drugs to keep him going.

In a Pie eating contest who would win?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
Scout	4	1.9%
HWG	140	68.6%
Soldier	3	1.4%
Engineer	14	6.8%
Demoman	6	2.9%
Spy	0	0%
Medic	3	1.4%
Sniper	5	2.4%
Pyro	2	0.9%
The Hal	27	13.2%

Spaceman Spif: The prezident! You expect anything less from that lard arse?
DieHard: I would have to agree with spif here.
Slick: I should have included a prez option, but I still think The Hal could take him!

What does the president do when he gets to his van?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
flees the war-torn country	10	4.9%
gets killed by a spy who was hiding in the back seat	63	30.8%
goes to an important meeting	4	1.9%
goes to an important meeting, with his intern..	92	45%
ewwww you guys are sick!	35	17.1%

Spaceman Spif: Eat a dozen pies in practice for certain contests.
DieHard: I think the intern is in the van.
Slick: Spif gets the medal on this one. DieHard does to :P

Why is that blue and red are in a war?

Answer	Votes	Percentage
conflicting issues... color of their clothes	95	46.5%
land disputes	15	7.3%
religion	49	24%
where are the peacekeepers?	45	22%

Spaceman Spif: Why not? (answering a question with a question... heh)
DieHard: I think they are Canadian & US fashion police waging the war for good taste everywhere.
Slick: I don't matter I just kill!