Why does everyone find it so hard to write poll questions?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| We just like to annoy Slick | 91 | 20.4% |  |
| We're too busy playing TF(C) to spend a minute writing questions. | 180 | 40.4% | |
| Creativity, what's that? | 118 | 26.5% | |
| I do write poll questions. They just suck too bad for Slick to use. | 56 | 12.5% | |
The Hal: I find it hard to write anything. I ran out of sharp pencils and the pencil sharpener is broke. The pen is out of ink...
Slick: I run the polls, isn't that enough?
What is the best grenade?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| MIRV - Oh my GOOODD!!!! RUN!!! | 155 | 34.2% | |
| Hallucinogen - Look at the pretty colours... \-) | 40 | 8.8% | |
| Nail Grenade - Arg, i forgot I shot that.. ow, ow, ow, self kill | 17 | 3.7% | |
| EMP - Hehehe | 186 | 41.1% | |
| Da bog standard - never fails to frag. | 54 | 11.9% | |
The Hal: That would be the atomic grenade, soon to be released in an update along with the Nuclear tipped rockets.
Slick: Birthday presents, (from birthday mode) that was hellacool when people had no idea as to what was going on, and the people running around saying WTF?!? arg ahsdasfdpoiaasdfas fasldkfjasdpiousdlkfajsd;foijpoijajflskd (*)*(& hehe yeah, that was cool...
How many large pizzas can a HWG eat in one sitting?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| One. | 2 | 0.4% | |
| 3 | 60 | 13.3% | |
| Depends on how many the pyro bakes. | 271 | 60.2% | |
| Its a friggin game, get a clue, he needs no food. | 117 | 26% | |
The Hal: Is that an eight piece large Pizza or a twelve piece?
Slick: I knew this guy (in High School weird how I keep making references to it in the polls) but he ate 8 large pizzas for a meal, just sorta folded them in half and dug in..
The best weapon in TF is...
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| The Incendiary Cannon. | 14 | 3.1% | |
| The Railgun. | 9 | 1.9% | |
| The Tranquilizer Gun. | 7 | 1.5% | |
| The Umbrella. | 55 | 12.1% | |
| Caltrops. | 5 | 1.1% | |
| Spam. | 46 | 10.1% | |
| The Flag. | 12 | 2.6% | |
| Witty Macros. | 30 | 6.6% | |
| Lag. | 76 | 16.8% | |
| Fear! | 17 | 3.7% | |
| Teamwork. | 74 | 16.4% | |
| Saying, "Slick is my friend," and while everyone is busy typing insults you go and cap the flag. | 106 | 23.5% | |
The Hal: That would be the soon to be released Nuclear det pack, along with the atomic hypo...
Slick: When Slick gets made fun of, everybody wins!
Do you think more people are submitting poll questions now?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Yes | 21 | 4.6% | |
| No | 38 | 8.4% | |
| Beer? | 66 | 14.6% | |
| Beer! | 163 | 36.2% | |
| This question sucks, I should submit my own...but I won't. | 162 | 36% | |
The Hal: I submit to nothing! We are animals, not people! What was the question???
Slick: *drools*
Which type of Team Fortress do you have?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Team Fortress Classic - Half-Life | 270 | 59.8% | |
| Team Fortress - Quake | 32 | 7% | |
| Team Fortress - Both | 129 | 28.6% | |
| I just constantly search the net for any info on TF2 that I can find.. I don't have time for TF/TFC.. | 20 | 4.4% | |
The Hal: I have them all... I have all the versions too. I have everything and it is good.
Slick: I just recently played the version of QTF that had the pyro axe... tee-hee
If you can buy 60 peanuts for 10 cents each, and can get 5 doughnuts to every 3.64435 peanuts, what color underwear are you wearing?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Is this at a porn club? | 157 | 34.8% | |
| Red | 14 | 3.1% | |
| Blue | 22 | 4.8% | |
| AquaMarine | 47 | 10.4% | |
| Green | 18 | 3.9% | |
| *Sigh & Shake Head* Slick Slick Slick.... | 193 | 42.7% | |
The Hal: That would be 82.319205 dougnuts, but you didn't say how much the doughnuts were.... so I guess I don't wear grundies!
Slick: I don't know what's worse, the fact that Hal took the time to find the answer, or that I took the time to make sure he got it right.
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