What is the most fun thing to do?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Backstab a sniper. | 69 | 19.1% |  |
| Kill a hw guy with a fully charged head shot. | 37 | 10.2% | |
| Setting a whole group of people on fire. | 26 | 7.2% | |
| Beating someone to death with your umbrella and screaming "FEAR MY UMBRELLA, BITCH!" | 99 | 27.5% | |
| Becoming a Medic and infecting the entire enemy team (Cuz they are too stupid to either change one of them to medic, or kill themselves) | 83 | 23% | |
| Beating a LPB in a sniper duel (especially when pinging 500+) | 46 | 12.7% | |
Slick: I should have included a cow tippin' option..
Do you believe in reincarnation?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Yeah sure! I always reincarnate in TF, and as a different class. | 61 | 17% | |
| No way! Thatīs just a damn taboo for suckers that have a religion. | 37 | 10.3% | |
| Do you mean respawn? | 149 | 41.6% | |
| I will tell you the day of my death. | 70 | 19.5% | |
| What the hell is that? A new trademark of condoms? | 41 | 11.4% | |
Slick: When I play random pc I reincarnate as a different class every time.
Which character would win in a staring contest?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Scout - I don't know, would be a long shot..he couldn't stay | 5 | 1.3% | |
| still for too long | 16 | 4.4% | |
| Sniper - this is what he does anyway..looks at one spot for a long time | 142 | 39.6% | |
| Soldier - the army trains for moments like this | 3 | 0.8% | |
| Demoman - one eye is easier than 2, plus he can keep calm with a cigarrete | 21 | 5.8% | |
| Medic - all he has is 2 eyes, and he knows how to use them | 9 | 2.5% | |
| HwGuy - just like anytime, barely moves | 25 | 6.9% | |
| Pyro - that bee suit would get itchy after a while | 3 | 0.8% | |
| Spy - he could confuse the other person by changing colors. | 26 | 7.2% | |
| Engineer -he could have a sentry gun that kept brushing back and forth against the back of the person | 15 | 4.1% | |
| Observer - What would the opponent stare at? | 20 | 5.5% | |
| Whoever has the whopper patch. | 73 | 20.3% | |
Slick: Whoever has the patch..
What kind of hair does the engineer have under that helmet?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Blonde | 6 | 1.6% | |
| Brown | 26 | 7.3% | |
| Red/Blue/Yellow/Green. Team colors. | 26 | 7.3% | |
| A VERY large afro. | 103 | 29% | |
| He ran into the pyro and lost all his hair, why do you think he wears a helmet? | 47 | 13.2% | |
| His helmet IS his hair. | 70 | 19.7% | |
| It doesn't really matter, he'll be decapitated in a few minutes anyways. | 63 | 17.7% | |
| Don't talk about hair, I am a balding middle aged man who plays too many video games. | 13 | 3.6% | |
Slick: He's bald.
What Contolers do you use to play TF?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| With the mouse and keyboard | 285 | 79.6% | |
| With a joystick | 5 | 1.3% | |
| With a controller made for FPS games | 0 | 0% | |
| With a controller NOT made for FPS games | 2 | 0.5% | |
| With my telepathic powers | 66 | 18.4% | |
Slick: Mouse and Keyboard - The only way to go.
What weapon is the most degrading weapon to get killed by?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| The spanner (wrench) | 46 | 12.9% | |
| The Flamethrower/Incinerary Cannon | 5 | 1.4% | |
| The crowbar | 3 | 0.8% | |
| The Medics Medipack (not disease) | 5 | 1.4% | |
| A level 1 sentry gun while you are a HW. | 32 | 8.9% | |
| The railgun | 12 | 3.3% | |
| A conc. grenade (fall too far) | 18 | 5% | |
| A caltrop | 76 | 21.3% | |
| The tranq. gun | 29 | 8.1% | |
| The Umbrella! many dignified snipers have been driven to suicide | 83 | 23.3% | |
| by an umbrella death from that weakling the Prez!!! | 47 | 13.2% | |
Slick: Hmmm that umbrella answer got split in half... whups :)
Triscuts or Wheathins?
| Answer | Votes | Percentage | |
| Triscuts! | 67 | 18.8% | |
| Wheathins! | 60 | 16.8% | |
| Ritz! | 229 | 64.3% | |
Slick: Wheathins go great with anything.
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