29.03.2002 2:32 PM
It's true. We've updated. Here's what's new:
So its been a whole 17 months and the situation
with Team Fortress 2 hasnt changed.
Or has it?
Weve gone behind the scenes and found some
previously unreported information that we think might interest you;
see the menu to the right for the most recent news.
.where have we been?
For starters, Neil was supposed to be on vacation for a week, but that
obviously didnt turn out as planned. He ended up in Thailand.
He says he blew his money on hookers, drugs, and booze,
but we all know he didnt have money to start with. Stranded in
Thailand, he had to work for 7 months at a Nike shoe factory to get
enough money to come back.
Dave? Well, hes been in prison. You know
those tags on furniture that say Under penalty of law, do not
remove this? Theyre serious about those.
Dont ask about Jon, because frankly, we
dont know where he is.