Features | Sissy & Eggbert Go To The Movies

Sissy & Eggbert go to the movies to weigh in on the latest Wolfenstein films! Academy Award winners or fit for the bin? These two harsh video critics let us know the score with their trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" ratings.


Latest Sissy & Eggbert

  • The 2008 Eggie Award Winners Announced!  December 31, 2008
    Congratulations!


    Past Sissy & Eggbert


  • Mamut.SI - Extinction  November 27, 2008
    Hey, you got your QW in my ET!

  • The 2008 Eggie Award Nominees  November 20, 2008
    Check out the nominees then find out who won at the end of the year!

  • Tutorial and Assorted Videos  November 13, 2008
    A little something for everyone!

  • Lovely Ladies  November 6, 2008
    Another interesting VIP production!

  • ETW-FZ-Movie  October 30, 2008
    Something new! Find out if it sucks.

  • Let's Go Tubing!  October 23, 2008
    A single player extravaganza!

  • The Great Escape  October 16, 2008
    Fun for the whole family!

  • Exhaled Precision  October 9, 2008
    A streamer with an odd choice of toonage!

  • one.whoops  October 2, 2008
    Oops they did it again! Some bloopers to kick off October with!

  • Godverdomme - Panzerfaust  September 25, 2008
    A long farewell to RtCW.

  • Frag Area 3  September 18, 2008
    A fun frag flick for the whole family!

  • RtCW Rock n Rollstar  September 4, 2008
    Houston, we may have some problems!

  • Nursing Service  August 28, 2008
    Who needs a medic?!

  • Pulp Fixion  August 21, 2008
    No John Travolta, but a fine film none the less.

  • A Funny Trip Down YouTube Lane!  July 27, 2008
    A few chuckles from our favourite zombie movie reviewers.

  • Memento  July 17, 2008
    Something to remember us by!

  • The Best of YouTube!  July 10, 2008
    Check out some funny videos from days gone by!

  • VIP  July 4, 2008
    A little Friday humour, Wolfenstein style!

  • Got Bounce?  June 26, 2008
    Find out just how bouncey it is!

  • Memento  June 12, 2008
    Gibs galore!

  • Adrenaline  June 5, 2008
    Lord of the Ring Dings.

  • Interlude  May 29, 2008
    The war against Pappy-R begins.

  • OVERLOAded-x  May 22, 2008
    Choo-choo! Here comes a train wreck!

  • 2in1 2- sNoOp and T6nis ET mov  May 15, 2008
    A bit of a hot mess.

  • ReavEr  May 8, 2008
    Heavy fragging ahead!

  • NewAge  April 24, 2008
    Leave your expectations at the door.

  • L-aim-er  April 10, 2008
    Keep your barf bags handy!

  • Speed Limit  April 4, 2008
    Is it too fast for you?

  • Include Video  March 27, 2008
    Find out what's "included"!

  • Wakizashi Frags 3  March 20, 2008
    Is Waki all THAT? Find out now!

  • Duality 2  March 13, 2008
    How many bones up will this one take home?

  • Extreme Temperature  February 28, 2008
    Best movie of 2008 or worst? Find out now!

  • The Last RtCW Movie?  February 14, 2008
    Is it really the last, or should it just be the last?

  • Just Spam It  February 7, 2008
    A highlight film flop or frag delight? Find out now!

  • Heron in the Air  January 31, 2008
    Put a little trick in your jump!

  • That's ET by B3hindi  January 10, 2008
    A fun flick with a little machinima flair!

  • This is Zakus - Trailer  December 7, 2007
    It's not cool to displease zombies!

  • R1co Fragmovie Trailer  November 22, 2007
    A trailer for the bandwidth impaired!

  • Ode To Wolfenstein  November 8, 2007
    An oldy but a goody!

  • Draw The Line  October 25, 2007
    Impressed or depressed?

  • Master of Air II  September 27, 2007
    Fly like an eagle!

  • The Bug Project  September 13, 2007
    Get your fly swatters out!

  • mAx Chapter 3  August 30, 2007
    And then there were three... but were they any good?

  • Wukahs BULLETS FO BISHES  August 9, 2007
    Finally, a RtCW movie... but...

  • Sleeperz Team  July 26, 2007
    A long overdue look at a movie by 400hz.

  • Team Saphire Trailer  July 5, 2007
    Systems Analysis Programs for Hands-on Integrated Reliability Evaluations. (Or they can't spell)

  • Old Fart Video Library  June 7, 2007
    Be afraid, be very afraid!

  • I Am Killing ET  May 24, 2007
    Nothing could kill ET, silly wabbit!

  • Random Spam  May 10, 2007
    Perhaps a bit TOO random?

  • Zaigon  April 26, 2007
    Trick or treat? Find out now!

  • Swedey The Movie  April 12, 2007
    RtCW in the spotlight!

  • SHAKEBOT: KAIZTHEMOVIE  March 15, 2007
    Bot or not? You decide!

  • I Want To Play A Game  March 1, 2007
    And it's not hide the sausage!

  • SuperStar Panzerfaust  February 15, 2007
    Pop Star meets Film Star meets Wolfen Star!

  • To The Edge  February 1, 2007
    Is "To The Edge" missing its edge?

  • Giftymovie2  January 4, 2007
    Mixed reviews for this big bad boy.

  • A Crossfire Movie Contest  December 21, 2006
    Provides much entertainment for the holidays!

  • Sexy Adventures  December 7, 2006
    Enemy Territory porn?

  • Intelligent Life and Winghaven: Second Nature Trailer  November 23, 2006
    Body fluids, prison bitches and more!

  • Trench Trouble  November 9, 2006
    Sissy is caught in the trenches with Eggbert again.

  • Forever Rage and ET4Fun: The Movie  October 19, 2006
    A tribute video and some ET fragging.

  • Red Green Blue  October 5, 2006
    A Sissy & Eggbert not to be missed!

  • XyLoS The Movie  September 14, 2006
    Love it or hate it?

  • Decimated and Follow the White Rabbit Trailer  August 31, 2006
    A man-sized flick with some machinima on the side!

  • Confo Trailer  August 17, 2006
    And a ticked off Sissy.

  • Walking In The Air 2  August 3, 2006
    An Enemy Territory trickjumping movie!

  • crumbs: Operation Big Mac and Revolt-Armageddon  July 20, 2006
    A keeper and a stinker!

  • Sunn The Trailer and Montage The Third Revolution  July 6, 2006
    A good apple and a rotten tomato!

  • Shewies 4th Trailer and Aiming Low  June 22, 2006
    A little bit of stink combined with some hope for the future!

  • Tigger and a Trailer  June 8, 2006
    Sissy and Eggbert finally get off their boney asses!

  • Busted and Fragarea.  May 18, 2006
    Two very different flicks for your viewing enjoyment!

  • Hey, who stole the movies?  April 27, 2006
    There's a zombie in the machine!

  • Arcane Jes and Fragmonster Chris  April 6, 2006
    Two flops for the price of one!

  • Team Modus Operandi and Out Of Your Control  March 23, 2006
    A flick and a trailer, dig in!

  • Baby's first RtCW clan war...  February 23, 2006
    Awww, how cute!

  • Welcome to ET!  February 9, 2006
    We hope you enjoy your stay.

  • New reviews: ET Lesson 1 and Dodgeh Trailer  February 2, 2006
    A video fit for a King!

  • The 2006 Eggie Awards & Santa Is Packing Heat  January 19, 2006
    Kicking off the New Year Sissy & Eggbert style!

  • New reviews: United 5 Enemy Territory Trailer & Who Cares  December 22, 2005
    Sissy springs a woody!

  • New review: Objective Secured  December 1, 2005
    Eggbert loses it.

  • New review: Beneath the Surface  November 17, 2005
    Digging deep for a peek at Beneath the Surface!

  • New review:Kr1s Trailer  November 3, 2005
    Movie trailers and butts, what a combination. Only in Sissy & Eggbert. /Sigh.

  • New review: MAZZ Movie Trailer  October 20, 2005
    Plus talk of the new DOOM Movie and the upcoming Castle Wolfenstein sequel!

  • New reviews: Violent Reflections and Zipos The Medicine [Trailer]  October 6, 2005
    More zombie review madness from Sissy and Eggbert!

  • New reviews: Mad To The Bone and Garvozak_Trailer  September 22, 2005
    Just like mom used to make!

  • New review: VvV Nub Movie  September 8, 2005
    Doh

  • New reviews: Winghaven Out of the Way and Sikota The Movie  August 18, 2005
    See where the bones rise and fall this week!

  • New reviews: mAx Chapter 2 and The Duel  August 4, 2005
    A flat out Enemy Territory video invasion!

  • New review: Invasion and Outrageous 2  July 21, 2005
    It's all about the trickery!

  • New review: My Surface  July 7, 2005
    A nation-wide video shortage in effect!

  • New reviews: MTZNIZED and Revenge of the Sin  June 23, 2005
    Big flicks for the video addict in you!

  • New reviews: Kaizen Movie Trailer and A Violent Day 2 Trailer  June 9, 2005
    Two teasers on tap!

  • New reviews: Still Trying and siLc Frag Movie  May 26, 2005
    Point your peepers at two of the latest Wolfenstein video releases!

  • New reviews: Rabia Season Nine and Let Me Touch The Sky  May 12, 2005
    Frag feats and dancing geeks!

  • New reviews: Eurocup X RtCW Movie and Britney Spears  April 28, 2005
    Two RtCW flicks for the price of one!

  • New reviews: Vitamin P and Viz Fragz Trailer  April 14, 2005
    Hit and miss on the Wolfenstein battlefields.

  • New reviews: eSrael: The Movie and Close Protection Program.  March 31, 2005
    Two flavours of Wolf for your dining pleasure!

  • New reviews: Lost and 2laggy2jump.  March 10, 2005
    You can never have too much Willie!

  • New reviews: The Damage Factory and Diversion.  February 24, 2005
    Where do the bone chips fall this week?

  • New reviews: Remember and Aliens vs Predatorz.  February 10, 2005
    Oscar ready or blunder heavy?

  • New reviews: R3 ET Clan Trailer and eTna's Nostalgia.  January 20, 2005
    Where will the bones fall this week?

  • New reviews: NutKikkin` DeluXe Trailer and Massacred!  January 6, 2005
    Hot or Not?

  • New reviews: U96D GZA FRAGMOVIE and PRAANfunction.  December 23, 2004
    Two great tastes in one tight little package!

  • New reviews: knö or die and mAx The Movie.  December 9, 2004
    RtCW and ET, one of each flavour!

  • Dignitas.ET eXposed, RTCW4ever and Trickjumping in ET 2 all reviewed!  November 25, 2004
    Did our two boney critics love 'em or hate, hate, hate 'em?



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