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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: This week we bring movie lovers something a little bit different to nibble on. Nub Movie is a rather appropriate title for this film, because it's sort of a blooper reel. Look out America's Funniest Home Videos, VvV is trying to show you up! We also tried to review a movie called "JAETM" but had codec issues, so this is our only flick on file this week.
Eggbert: At first I saw the crappy graphics quality in Nub Movie and thought it was going to be a complete flop, but due to the nature of the content I... I...
Sissy: You're trying to say you enjoyed the movie? I don't think I've ever heard you come right out and say that about any film.
Eggbert: And you're not about to now! I hated it!
Sissy: You did not hate it.
Eggbert: I did! I spit in its general direction!
Sissy: Big liar. Egghead liked it, and so did I. Yes, the graphics were a bit shoddy, and the editing was pretty much all over the place... but it gave me a chuckle. If you're a bit on the stuffy side and are in to hardcore quality and frags then this won't be the film for you. But if you just like a good time then check out Nub Movie. Be sure to watch through the credits as well, because the fun doesn't end once the frags stop.
Eggbert: Doh!
Sissy: Doh!
Eggbert: Doh!
Sissy: I enjoyed Nub Movie, so I'm going to toss it one and a half boners, I've been waiting for someone to do a blooper reel, and I finally got it!
Eggbert: Alright, I did enjoy the movie, but I'm not quite as generous as you. I would have liked to have seen better quality and perhaps more bloopers. One bone up here.
Sissy: One can only wonder if VvV has ever won a match. Until next time, may the grenades in your pants be duds.
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