Mad To The Bone (RtCW)
by Madbone
[Download From sweRTCW.com]

Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Hello movie fans! Eggbert and I are just back from the Emmy Awards, so you must excuse us if we're a bit jet lagged today. It's a long trip from the Castle Wolfenstein! It was worth every penny though, we had a great time hob-nobbing with the beautiful people. Not that Helga isn't beautiful, please don't hurt me mein uberfrau!

Eggbert: You may have hob-nobbed, but I hob-KNOBBED. With none other than the sensually spunky Eva Longoria.

Sissy: So he claims. You keep trying but no one is buying, give it up Egg, I don't think there's enough booze in the world to get a hotty like Eva in bed with the likes of you.

Eggbert: It wasn't in a bed, it was in the coat check room. Yeesh. I don't care, the proof is in the pudding (no pun intended. okay, pun intended!). Watch nine months from now when she gives birth to my little zombie spawnling.

Sissy: Dude, that's just sick. It's time to get on with the reviews before you get our asses canned, or sued, or both. This week we bring you two small but rather enjoyable Wolfenstein films, one of each flavour in fact. It's been a while since we've seen some RtCW in the column, so it was a real treat to stumble upon Mad To The Bone.

Eggbert: You didn't stumble on it, you downloaded it from sweRTCW. *pout*

Sissy: Oh stop being so bitter, fine, Eva Longoria is having your love child. Now drop it. The first thing that'll jump out at you in this film is the music. It takes an odd imagination to put such a song in a Wolfenstein video, but it really does work for it!

Eggbert: My "love child", I like that. Although I would say it was more of a drunk 'n horny thing.

Sissy: *sigh* Anyway, graphics quality, effects, carnage and music, this small film is the total package. If you love RtCW then it's a must download.

Eggbert: I hope she doesn't expect me to marry her.

Sissy: What more can I say really, it's just a fun little flick. Well done.

Eggbert: I hope it has my eyes.

Sissy: Shush.

Final Rating:

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Garvozak_Trailer (ET)
by Garvozak
[Download From sweRTCW.com]

Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Our second movie today is very short, coming in at just under two minutes in length. But that's good for all you bandwidth impaired people out there, since that means it's also a small download. If you don't get around much and want to check out a decent Enemy Territory video then give this trailer a go.

Eggbert: Yeah, all you people too cheap to cable or DSL, download this.

Sissy: Damn you're feisty today Eggbert, I think you need a timeout.

Eggbert: Yeah, a timeout with Eva Longoria!

Sissy: Noooo, not back to that again. Remember that this movie is just a trailer, so there should be bigger and better things on the horizon. But for now, the trailer will do nicely. It has to be said this is yet another movie with an interesting choice of music. Vastly different from our first film today, but an interesting choice indeed. I liked it.

Eggbert: ...

Sissy: Graphics quality was good, music good, effects good, check, check and check. Short but sweet, so what are you waiting for? Give it a whirl!

Eggbert: Just like I gave Eva a whirl.

Sissy: I need to get away from you. Until next time, this is Sissy and Eggbert saying go to the movies!

Final Rating:

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