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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Whoa mama, hold on to your daddy, it's a big one!
Eggbert: That's what she said.
Sissy: *roll* Violent Reflections weighs in at a whopping 500ish mb, but if you don't have the pipe for it then no worries, our second video today may be more to your liking. Reflections has been getting some decent buzz, so sit back, relax and enjoy this RtCW film dedicated to the ClanBase Cups.
Eggbert: Sitting back... relaxing... ahhhh... do I have to watch the movie too?
Sissy: Yes. Let's set the stage here. RtCW, soft background music, shoutcasting, a championship game, nice graphics quality, and that's just the intro!
Eggbert: Doh! I thought you just did the whole movie review in one sentence. I was packing up my nachos and getting ready to hit the road.
Sissy: Hold up there stubby, no one makes a move until the fat zombie sings.
Eggbert: I suppose I'm the fat zombie, right?
Sissy: If the gut fits. Here we have just under 20 minutes of pure RtCW love. Graphics, music, effects, action, all getting the thumbs up from this cat. I really enjoyed Violent Reflection, and if you're a RtCW fan then I think you will too.
Eggbert: Okay, I admit, it's good stuff. Start downloading or we kidnap your women and steal your beer.
Sissy: Finally, you say something that I can agree with. It's pretty long, but quite enjoyable, and I'm always in the mood for a RtCW film of epic proportions.
Eggbert: I'm always in the mood for a pizza of epic proportions.
Sissy: After featuring such a huge download for our first movie of the week, we thought we'd better lower the bandwidth bar a bit and offer up something on the lite side.
Eggbert: Awww, how sweet of you to be considerate of these pathetic humans. You make me sick!
Sissy: Wow, what just crawled up your bum?
Eggbert: Wouldn't you like to know!
Sissy: Actually I wouldn't like to know. Listen Eggnoggin', we write this for the people, we must be considerate of the people. Stop being a grouchy old bag of bones.
Eggbert: What have they done for me lately? NOTHING. Nothing, I tell you. Send me some of those nasty American pork rinds and then maybe I'll think more highly of them.
Sissy: Alright, everyone send Eggbert some "nasty pork rinds" while I get on with this review. Zipos is just a trailer, but it's a nice little treat for anyone who wants to get in on the flick action without the hefty download. It's looking good, decent effects, as well as good sound and graphics quality. Take Zipos out for a spin if you've got some time to kill!
Eggbert: If they're busy sending me pork rinds then they don't have time to kill.
Sissy: Fine, watch the video first, then send the pork rinds.
Eggbert: *COUGH*
Sissy: *SIGH* Send the pork rinds first, THEN watch the video.
Eggbert: That's better.
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