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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Again, the movie making business has been a little on the slow slide, so it's trailer city for us again! Let's hop right to it today so that we don't give Eggbert the opportunity to talk about his latest conquests.
Eggbert: Hey! I heard that. Yes, I'm a stud, I can't help it.
Eggbert: Bah, 50 dogs, he's a rookie. Get back to me when you find a real hot dog eating man to go against Master Eggbert.
Sissy: Hrm, I just realized that I went off-topic all by myself today. Back to the movie! Say what you will abou the config, but I liked it. Nice, bright, colourful graphics is what I like, and while this trailer was perhaps a little TOO orange, it certainly was nice quality overall. The music is apparently from the game World of Warcraft. Didn't play WoW for long, so I'm not familiar with the tune, but I liked it.
Eggbert: MMOs cause social defects. You'll never find a woman if you play stuff like that, Sissy. But you might find a 50 year old pot-bellied furry man who sits at the computer in his underwear while posing as a woman named Veronica.
Sissy: It almost sounds as if you speak from experience on that one.
Eggbert: Hey, stop straying, let's get back to the video!
Sissy: That's what I thought. Alright then, one thing I found rather intriguing about my experience with this video was the fact that I barely noticed the action. I was far too engrossed in the movie and the graphics. That's probably a bad thing, since producer's typically want to compliment the action with graphics, effects and music, rather than override the action. Anyway, I was cool with it, and if you're looking for something to watch that won't break the bandwidth bank then I give it the go ahead.
Eggbert: Specifically watch the very end. Woman driver?
Sissy: Shhh, you'll tick off our female readers. Yeesh.
Eggbert: What readers? Get your head out of your butt. HA! That's funny, because as zombies we actually can take off our heads and stick them up our butts. Not that I uhm... would try that... or anything... because well, that would just be wrong.
Sissy: Okay Richard Gere. That's it then, check it out, don't check it out, up to you. Not a bad trailer overall, not the best I've seen, but once again... I did really dig those graphics and the musical score.
Eggbert: Honest, I didn't put my head in my butt.
Sissy: Don't worry, we believe you. *wink*
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