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Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Surprise! We're back. It looks like we're filling in for Dear Helga this week. Of course it would take a whole army of zombies to fill Helga's shoes.

Eggbert: Literally. And that's just ONE of her shoes!

Sissy: Ahh, funny guy huh? Wait until Helga reads this. You'll be scrubbing toilets for the rest of your zombie career. On the bright side though, maybe you'll lose a few pounds.

Eggbert: How many times do I have to tell you that I'm just big boned??!!

Sissy: Whatever. Anyhow, we're here, Helga's not. Between you, me and that Axis Soldat hiding around the corner, I think it's because she didn't get many emails this week. So please send her one so she doesn't take it out on the employees or put Eggbert on permanent toilet doodie. Haha, duty, doodie. Clever.

Eggbert: Yeah, real clever jerkwad.

Sissy: Hey, don't get mad at me, you're the one who made the Helga joke. Okay, on to this week's column! Had a little trouble finding something suitable to feature. I had heard good things about Ekko's Movie, but incase you haven't noticed yet, we aren't exactly rocket scientists around here. Afterall, we have no brains.

Eggbert: Mmmm, brains.

Sissy: As I was saying, while I would have enjoyed watching the video, it came in .ogm format, and I'll be an Ubersoldat's uncle if I could figure out how to get that baby humming. Next on the list of heard but not seen was Heroine's Movie Trailer, once again in a format that I don't use. With a zillion codecs and programs installed you'd think the odds of this happening twice in one column would be next to nil, but there you have it. Check those flicks out if you've got the time, but I can't give them my personal seal of approval as I was unable to view them.

Eggbert: Yeah idiots, start packing your crap in real formats! Yeesh.

Sissy: Alright, no need for insults here Egghead, we still found one nice little trailer in the bunch to give a look at. It's Welcome to ET, short but sweet, just the way I like 'em. The trailer features nice quality graphics, shoutcasting from ITG'Tosspot & ITG'Trillian, as well as some interesting action... I can't help myself, I'm always amused when watching a dead dude getting pushed for miles by a truck!

Eggbert: And you call me sick. Shame on you.

Sissy: Bleh, they're just pixels, relax. You have to admit it was sort of funny?

Eggbert: As a pixel myself, I must disagree with you. Not funny. Not funny at all. The only thing that could possibly make me feel better at this point would be a nice greasy American Twinkie.

Sissy: Alright fine, I will get you your damned Twinkie.

Eggbert: Oh, did I say a Twinkie? I meant a whole box of Twinkies.

Sissy: Sigh. Fine! Anyway, "Welcome To ET" is a trailer, so it's short, but regardless I really enjoyed it. Probably one of the better trailers I've seen in a while. If you're looking for a little flicky to download, check it out!

Eggbert: Ditto.

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