Sissy

Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors degree in Zombiology.

Eggbert

Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies," "Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".

Sissy: Welcome videophiles! Before we start off with this week's edition of Sissy and Egghead Go To The Movies, we need to give huge props to "R3 ET Clan Trailer" which swept the recent GGL Golden Llama Awards! The movie deserved all of the kudos it received, and so did the other nominees. So be sure to go give them a look here. Now on to this week's movie!

Eggbert: Whoa Nelly! I thought we were done here? You talked about movies, we sang, we danced, we ate, we were merry, lets go home now!

Sissy: My god you're the laziest zombie I've ever met. You can't even be bothered to walk around with your arms stretched out moaning and scaring the locals anymore.

Eggbert: Locals schmocals, I find it much easier to just grab a burrito at the local 7/11 than to go scouting humans with lush brains. You always have to rely on that one that runs a little slower than the rest and trips in the woods. Too much effort for too little reward.

Sissy: I think we need to kick you out of the club. You're an embarrassment. Anyway, lets get down to this whole movie thing! Oh wait, this could be a bit of a problem today. The first movie we downloaded, Prepare For Liftoff II, didn't run. We've got codecs on our codecs and they're all having a big codec orgy and having baby codecs, yet it still wouldn't play. I was going to download Kevin Alone At Home, but the viewer reviews were pretty weak.

Eggbert: Ha! Kevin Alone At Home, you'd think he'd be able to find something better to do than make videos!

Sissy: Uh yeah. Next up we decided to check out some nade action with Aleas RnadeMovie. Again, no worky. Obviously there's a zombie in the machine. I think Eggbert is trying to sabotage this week's column so he can go home and eat pork rinds.

Eggbert: Mmm. And a large Slurpy please!

Sissy: So what's a movie reviewer to do? Spend the morning downloading things that we can't get to work. So this week we're doing things a little differently... see all those links above? Check them out. They looked like the best bets for this week. So if you're up for a little downloading, those are the videos that appeared to get the best player reviews, along with Styla-Disasterous, over on sweRTCW.com.

Eggbert: OMG, what a massive cop-out. It's not like you have anything better to do with your time!

Sissy: And like you couldn't help find and test some flicks? Please, get off my back. You know I can take you.

Eggbert: That's only because I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Sissy: Right. So how about we just consider this week's column an editorial on the state of today's Wolfenstein videos?

Eggbert: Shouldn't we have a moral then?

Sissy: Yeah, release them in formats that I can view them in!

Eggbert: Sounds good. Toodles!

Sissy: Auf Wiedersehen!

Eggbert: Hey, lets rate our own editorial! TWO BONERS UP BAYBEE!!

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