crumbs: Operation Big Mac
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Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: How could we resist having a look at a movie called "Big Mac"? I doubt Eggbert would have let this one pass, and after watching the video I'm happy to report that it was worth the hour spent listening to Eggy whine to go to McDonalds for lunch.

Eggbert: See, I told you my healthy appetite would lead to something good some day!

Sissy: Fluke, but never the less, I did enjoy this movie. Taking it from the top, the intro was short but really unique and well done, raising the bar (IMO) for future movies. The video quality was nice and you could actually read the text on the screen for a change. Outside of the intro, effects were minimal so the movie had to stand on its own two legs in the action department, and that it did. While I personally wouldn't have thought to select the music they did for the film, it seemed to suit the video just fine.

Eggbert: Hurry up so we can go for lunch!

Sissy: Hold your pants up, we still have one more movie to get through after this one! Yeesh. Anyway, normally I wouldn't be able to sit through a 12 minute frag flick, but this was one was pretty tasty and it wasn't at all painful to sit through. In addition to some great graphics and action, this video has an amusing theme, a story to tell, and this added humour and depth really make it stand out from the rest.

Eggbert: Lunch?

Sissy: No! I told you we'd grab a Bic Mac when we're done here.

Eggbert: Be done, be done!

Sissy: Act your age, sit down and shutup!

Eggbert: *pouts*

Sissy: I think I'd give this film a 10/10 in almost every department, which is why I highly recommend it regardless of the 300+MB download. The end of the movie is especially fun, so make sure you sit through the whole thing! Two boners up!

Eggbert: This might be the only film in the history of this column that's getting a double boner out of me, but come on... BIGMAC!! The name alone makes me sticky!

Sissy: I think you're just perma-sticky. A bath wouldn't hurt.

Final Rating:

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Eggbert:

Revolt-Armageddon
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Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Two big movies this week as we take a look at another 300 pounder (no, not Eggbert, I mean the movies)!

Eggbert: Ohhh cheap blow! I'll have you know that since I started Atkins I've dropped down to 297!

Sissy: Yeah, congrats for that you giant pork rind. Perhaps you'd lose a bit more if you limited your human sacrifices to Europeans instead of fat Americans!

Eggbert: But I like fat Americans, they taste so... fatty!

Sissy: Whatever, lets check out this movie! To start things off, the warbly intro did nothing for me other than make me dizzy. Same for the slow motion and blur effects, which were the main effects used in the movie. Low music plays in the background with the sound of fire fight overpowering the tunes completely. It's sort of hard to tell where the intro ends and the movie begins, so as I sit here watching 3:40 in, I'm really not sure if I've gotten to the meat and potatoes yet.

Eggbert: Alright, I've seen enough, let's GO TO MCDONALDS! *STAMPS FEET*

Sissy: I so deserve a raise for putting up with you.

Eggbert: :p

Sissy: I suppose it is time for McDonalds, frankly I don't even feel like watching the rest of this movie. Done completely in slow-mo, it's all feeling rather painful. I like my action hard!

Eggbert: I knew you were a brokeback zombie!

Sissy: *sigh*

Eggbert: *sigh*

Sissy: This movie kind of stinks.

Eggbert: HATED IT!

Sissy: Perhaps had I not seen Big Mac first, I may have enjoyed this movie more. Nah, I doubt it. Overkill with the slow motion and blur just killed it for me. 1/2 a bone up.

Eggbert: If only I could get that 20 minutes back... I'd eat an extra few Big Macs! I feel limp after watching that, one bone down.

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