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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Today we feature just one movie, as our second choice would not play for us. But hopefully you'll find it worth your while, as we did! Cythonic & HardyRah get down with some Enemy Territory trick jumping in Walking In The Air 2. Weighing in at 250 bills, this flick runs just over 8 minutes in length.
Eggbert: About the same length of time it takes me to...
Sissy: WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT!
Eggbert: I was going to say the length of time it takes me to eat a Bic Mac!
Sissy: Liar. I've seen you eat a Big Mac and that's easily under a minute! Now back to the movie, let's get it on! The video starts with an unusual intro, a still of Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's very out of place, but obviously one of these boys is a big fan of hers. Personally, I would have left it out.
Eggbert: Jennifer... mmm... I'd give her my Big Mac! Sissy, why not just come out of the closet like Lance Bass did? If you have a problem with a hot picture of Jennifer then it's time. I don't even care about the rest of the movie, this one is getting high scores from this stud muffin!
Sissy: Oh please. I'm trying to be professional here, something you could also try once in a blue moon. Enough about Eggbert and his Big Mac. Here's what we have... an overall nicely done movie with good graphics, great effects, nice jumping and a decent soundtrack. Walking In The Air was quality from start to finish, and I have to give them extra points for the unique and very well done credits portion of the film. Here are a pair of guys that know their way around the battlefield AND movie editing.
Eggbert: Alright, since you're big on being professional today, I'll give my honest two cents. This was a very entertaining video to watch. I didn't get bored at any point and the quality was tops. If I had to criticize anything, I'd have to say that these two are terrible teabaggers! Outside of that, thumbs up!
Sissy: Wow, if it wasn't for the teabagging comment I'd have to give YOU a thumbs up! I agree though, these jumpers kept me watching and interested throughout the entire video. If you're a trickjumping fan then this one is a must download.
Eggbert: Go get it! 1.5 Boners up from me, 1/2 off for the poor attempt at teabagging.
Sissy: 1.5 Boners from this reviewer as well. Great job!
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