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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back videophiles! It's been a long time since we've had a look at a Return to Castle Wolfenstein video, so we were pretty excited when we spotted SuperStar Panzerfaust!
Eggbert: Yes, I peed myself.
Sissy: ???
Eggbert: From the excitement of it all.
Sissy: Oh, sarcasm. I thought you were asking me to change your adult diapers again.
Eggbert: Nah, I only wear those when I'm too tired to walk to the toilet.
Sissy: Alright, on that note, back to the movie. I really enjoyed the intro for this video. The music was questionable but fitting, very poppy. Think Pop Superstar meets Film Superstar meets Wolfenstein Superstar, and it all adds up.
Eggbert: So like Hillary Duff meets Lindsay Lohan meets Eggbert (in a dark alley with no pants on).
Sissy: Right, something like that. The movie itself focussed around panzer kills, which one would pretty much expect from the title of the flick. The graphics were just "okay". Some of the effects were terrific, others seemed rather ill-fitted. The soundtrack was well suited to the movie, but the pop music probably won't be pleasing to many an ear.
Eggbert: My ears were well pleased.
Sissy: Yes, but you're a bit of a disco queen, aren't you?
Eggbert: That's "disco machine" to you.
Sissy: The frags were nothing to write home about, but in staying with the theme and name of the movie, it all pulled together quite well. Oddly enough, the closing credits for this movie are three minutes long. They were rather nicely done, but still three minutes is pretty steep. Fortunately the movie is under 200MB, so you can't really go wrong here. Overall, I enjoyed SuperStar Panzerfaust and would recommend it to anyone who's been itching for some new RtCW videos.
Eggbert: I've been itching.
Sissy: The flees are back?
Eggbert: No, I think Lindsay Lohan gave me something.
Sissy: Right. So let's top this off with some final scores then.
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