I Am Killing ET by etisdead
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Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Good day, Wolfenstein videophiles! Today we take a look at "I Am Killing ET", the latest Enemy Territory video release over at own-age. This was a movie we felt compelled to watch, as it received two comments on own-age.com; one being pretty much as low as you can go, and the other claiming the video to be funny. It's actually a compillation of four videos in the package, total weight of 152MB. Without first viewing the .avi clips, I'd have to guess by the name of the movie and the author, that we're looking at some disgruntled gone postal type situation here.

Eggbert: I'm going to go postal too if I don't get breakfast soon. And a raise. I want a raise.

Sissy: You don't get paid. You do this for the love of Wolfenstein videos, remember?

Eggbert: Oh yeah. *sigh* I hate you.

Sissy: The first video in the package is appropriately titled "Asshole", and features the song "I'm An Asshole". Which is actually an enjoyable little tune, thus giving the video a few extra points. As I expected, the video highlights the lunatic play style of a teamkiller. I don't want to give away the ending, but it looks like he got what was coming to him.

Eggbert: I'm an asshole, will I get what's coming to me?

Sissy: Don't worry Eggbert, I'm sure there's a special place in hell for you. Assuming Helga stops resurrecting your sorry arse. The next video in the package was called Asshole2. It's just a small clip showing that the author is indeed still an asshole. The third video runs over four minutes in length and it's called "Too Much Time", which by this point we're starting to figure out on our own. Again, more teamkilling. Lots of teamkilling. Insane teamkilling.

Eggbert: Ha! That guy is a total jerk. I like him. If I was a girl I'd want to have his babies.

Sissy: This third video was actually quite enjoyable, it contained a few fun effects and regardless of the author's dodgy play practices I got a kick out of the flick.

Eggbert: You were just born to be wild, weren't you?

Sissy: Ignoring you. Let's move on to the final video, which is called "baserace". A very short clip done in black and white, old motion picture style. All I can really say about this one is that it was "cute".

Eggbert: "Cute"? You're such a wuss. If I ever meet this guy on a server I'm going to shake his hand then eat his brain.

Sissy: I was really expecting that this movie (or set thereof) would receive our lowest ever rating in the Sissy & Eggbert column, but oddly enough I found myself really enjoying the four videos. If you really hate teamkillers (which, we all normally do) then it might get your blood pressure up a bit. But otherwise, the videos included a nice mix of humour, good music and a few interesting effects here and there. Clearly the guy was a jerk, and he set out to show everyone how much of a jerk he could be. Well I'd say the project was a success!

Eggbert: Alright, I hate to agree with you but I actually got a few chuckles out of the whole experience. TK'ers unite!

Sissy: I wouldn't go that far, the whole uniting thing. We wouldn't want to start a TK revolution here or anything. But I did find the videos to be rather amusing. No belly laughs, but they kept me watching. Let's check out some overall scoring.

Humour: 7
Graphics: 7
Soundtrack: 8
TKs: 9
Effects: 7

Overall Enjoyability: 9/10

When it comes to "I Am Killing ET", one and a half bones up from this Viagra user. Something a little different, enjoyable, but probably highly annoying to anyone whom has had too many games ruined by those nasty teamkillers. Until next time, this is Sissy & Eggbert saying teamkilling is BAD 'mkay?

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