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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: We had to dig deep to come up with a column this week, as we couldn't find any freshly released Wolfenstein movies! So we went back a week and took what we could get from own-age.com, and this turned out to be "Master of Air II".
Eggbert: Didn't we do trickumping last time?
Sissy: Yeah, got a problem with it then take it up with that pork sandwich you're gnawing on.
Eggbert: Alright.
Sissy: When I first started the video I thought I had stumbled upon some incorrect indexing. From the intro it didn't appear at all that this would be an Enemy Territory video. But it was definitely an interesting and unique intro. I'm still not entirely sure what to make of it, but I have to give it high marks because it was something different and pretty nicely done at that.
Eggbert: Enough intro, move on already. I have a date.
Sissy: Ah, the Palm sisters are in town again?
Eggbert: HAHAH you're a comic genius, a mastermind really. Hey Sissy, 1970 called, it wants its joke back!
Sissy: Whatever. Your fake date can wait half an hour while we review this video. Going back to the start, the movie weighs in around 300MB, which seems to be the standard these days. I do miss the 50mb downloads that we got used to back in "the day", but it appears those times are over! So is "Masters of Air II" worth its weight in stunts? I really can't say for sure, as I'm not a trickmaster and am easily impressed by most things in the category.
Eggbert: Well move along then, tell them about the other stuff!
Sissy: What other stuff?
Eggbert: You know, the other stuff you usually talk about to fill the page up with rubbish.
Sissy: *sigh* Alright, graphics are nice, effects are minimal and I'm on the wire as far as music goes. It started off alright, then they stuck in some crappy metal song, then it goes to some funky tune that's not all too horrible, and finally some alright closing music. How was that for filling up a page with rubbish, Eggbert? Did it meet with your approval?
Eggbert: Yes, carry on.
Sissy: Overall, if you're a fan of Enemy Territory movies and tricking in particular then I'd say full steam ahead! Go for it. What else do you have to do? Actually, the intro alone may be worth it to film buffs. So we've got:
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