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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Before I get in to our feature presentation, I wanted to make quick mention of one of the other releases from last week. The Forgotten Style - Trailer, music was great, graphics were good, way too much camera movement made me dizzy. This was only the trailer, but a little tip to the director... chill on the flying camera!
Eggbert: In all fairness, it doesn't take much to make you dizzy.
Sissy: *IGNORE* Our feature film today is one that seems familiar, but I don't recall doing a review for it in the past. Ode To Wolfenstein was apparently released 3 years ago, but if you missed it the first time then it's definitely worth having a look at now!
Eggbert: Hey, finally you picked a movie that is teh s3x b0mb!
Sissy: Since when did you decided to give h4x0r talk a try?
Eggbert: Probably since I ate Kevin Mitnick's brain.
Sissy: Fair enough. Ode To Wolfenstein is an older video, done up sort of in machinima style with a little Benny Hill style action thrown in for good measure. In fact, one segment of the film features the Benny Hill soundtrack. The movie is broken up into several sections, which include voice overs for some portions and a Family Guy intermission. If you want to shorten up your download, grab the low quality version. I don't think it should take much away from the viewing.
Eggbert: HA! A love scene. I think I got a stiffy.
Sissy: Gross. If you're into a movie with lots of variety, action and humour, based on Enemy Territory, then Ode To Wolfenstein will definitely fit the bill. It took a creative mind to put this one together.
Eggbert: A beautiful mind. Ha! Get it? Ha! Leeroy Jenkins!
Sissy: Yes Eggbert, it's an enjoyable film, now please relax.
Eggbert: Sorry, too much java this morning. HA! Cheers!
Sissy: There's really not much more we can say to sing this movie's praises, other than that I wish there were many more like it around. It was well thought out and well executed. Kudos to Kleptomaniac on a job very well done! Put this one on your download list NOW!
Eggbert: Yeah, NOW! Or else I'm coming to eat your brain. Jerks.
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