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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Hello film fans, welcome to another edition of Sissy and Egghead Go To The Movies!
Eggbert: Hey, I resemble that. Actually I don't. My head is no where near the shape of an egg. It's more like a basketball or something. Please take that back.
Sissy: Go back to your corner and stop trying to stir up trouble, Basketballhead. This week we actually had a few films to select from. One was too big, one was too small, and you guessed it... one was just right! We went with the mid-sized model for the bandwidth impaired. So now that we've gotten the size just right, let's take a look and see if the movie is worth its weight in popcorn!
Eggbert: Mmm, popcorn, can I have extra butter?
Sissy: Is there any other way to eat popcorn? Today we take a look at That's ET by B3hindi, 117MB and 4 minutes in length, the 2006 winner of the ET-Scene Movie Contest. We can't very well pass up a blast from the past and a contest winner, now can we? So while you may have seen this one before, we hadn't. For some reason. I'll blame Eggbert.
Eggbert: As usual. *cry*
Sissy: Put away the crocodile tears and load up the flick, Jughead.
Eggbert: Ohhh so now I'm a Jughead! Make up your mind, meany. I should sit on you.
Sissy: Sit on me and you'll have to finish this movie review alone.
Eggbert: Fine. Just leave me alone and do your job then.
Sissy: Very sensitive today huh? Must be that time of the month. After watching That's ET, I will say that I'm relatively impressed. While it was basically a frag highlights movie, it also incorporated some minor machinima elements, which are always fun to watch. The music was up-beat and well suited to the film overall. The effects were well done, and without them it would have been a real snoozer.
Eggbert: Wake me up before you go go!
Sissy: Right. I would recommend this movie to anyone who wants a fun little flick that's not too heavy on the download. It's probably better than many we've seen recently, as it had a fun factor to go with the action. It's nice to have a break from the dry, hardcore fragging that we often see. There's a time and place for that as well, but That's ET was something a little different. My only complaint would be that graphic quality seemed a bit lacking.
Eggbert: I HATED IT!
Sissy: Lies, I saw you tapping your toes.
Eggbert: Busted. Alright, I liked it.
Sissy: Go get it if you're looking for something to watch this week! Until next time this is Sissy and Eggbert saying... you guessed it, "go to the movies"!
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