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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back film fans! This week we take a look at one of the Enemy Territory community's most recently released films called "Just Spam It" by DabSter. Filming began in August 2007 and footage highlights frags by Swiss player DabSter during the Nations Cup, Devotii Challenge 3, practices, and more.
Eggbert: DabSter sure likes to play a lot of ET.
Sissy: Uh huh, thanks for pointing that out Sherlock.
Eggbert: No problem.
Sissy: The intro gets a boner up. The graphics are fairly sharp, clean and colourful. Good use of effects. Sound quality is nice, including shoutcasting. As far as the movie itself goes, I could have done without the frag / chat text, but I always say that. Lots of 'nade use and explosive action. If you're in to frag highlight videos then you should enjoy "Just Spam It".
Sissy: Hold up fatty, we should probably pad this up a bit more.
Eggbert: I AM NOT FAT, I'm big boned!
Sissy: Yeah, that's what I meant. I don't really have much more to say on the topic of this film. But it's probably one of the better frag highlight videos we've seen in a while. It runs just over 11 minutes in length, with both low and high quality versions available for download. Overall it was well done and entertaining, also featuring some of the better frags I've seen lately.
Eggbert: I dunno, it was more of the same for me. I prefer stunts and machinima, DabSter needs to be penalized for his lack of stunts and machinima. One boner up!
Sissy: /Sigh. You have to admit the closing credits were quite unique and very well done. That alone gets a half a boner from me. In total, one and a half bones up here! If you like frag flicks then Just Spam It should be a part of your collection! Until next time this is Sissy & Eggbert saying... go make us some more movies!
Eggbert: Ta-ta! w00t! I got the last word. I never get the last word!
Sissy: Congrats.
Eggbert: Doh! Shutup.
Sissy: No, you shutup.
Eggbert: I want the last word!
Sissy: Okay, you can have it.
Eggbert: Then shutup!
Sissy: No, you shutup.
Eggbert: !@#$%^&*.
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