Wakizashi Frags 3
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Sissy & Eggbert Review:

Sissy: Wow, is it that time already? This past week flew by.

Eggbert: Yeah, time cruises when Helga von Buttload isn't muscling in on our action every second week.

Sissy: Alright, I suppose we'd better cruise for a video! There have been a number of new (?) ones uploaded to own-age.com over the past couple of weeks, courtesy of Wolfenstein City mostly. It hasn't been this hard to pick a flick since sweRTCW.com was around. From dry to floodgates wide open, so bear with us, we may not always pick the best one. Even with cool names like "L-aim-er" we decided to go with "Wakizashi Frags 3" this week. Want to know why?

Eggbert: We sure do, Sissy!

Sissy: I'll tell you then! Wakizashi, the creator of this video claims it has the best quality ever seen in an ET movie, best frags and best music. So it's time to put his money where his mouth is and face the Sissy & Eggbert test! Of course his boasting could all just be a clever ploy to get people to watch, but we're not that bright. So let's get this show on the road then and see if Wakizashi Frags 3 is all the creator cracks it up to be. I should also mention that this movie is a few months old now.

Eggbert: Yeah, let's stick it to him good! RAWWWWWWWWR!

Sissy: Dude, we're not sticking anything to him, we're just doing a video review, relax.

Eggbert: Gotcha!

Sissy: Well, having watched the video it's time to let you all know if Waki really IS all that and a bag of pork rinds. I have to start with the music because it actually made the biggest impression on me. It's all very "Footloose" if you know what I mean.

Eggbert: Kevin Bacon is my hero. Mmmm, bacon.

Sissy: I don't mean "Footloose" in a good way. The music sounded like it would be better suited to some cheesy 80's movie, like Rocky LXX or something. I think Wakizashi over-pimped his film editing abilities. The intro was nothing to write home about. The graphics are decent. Effects were nothing special, music was cheese, the frags were quite good though. Credits were unimpressive, nothing special in there.

Eggbert: What was up with the screaming?

Sissy: I think Waki was trying to give the movie his own special touch or something. May have been him screaming into a mic once in a while. I really don't think he should have claimed to be the best in all areas. Without the boasting I probably would have enjoyed it more! However, I feel this movie is more of a glorified demo than anything. Given the sloppy effects, and lack of a decent intro and ending, it may as well have been a demo.

Eggbert: Wow, don't you think you're being a little hard on the Beaver, Ward?

Sissy: Perhaps, but when you claim something is perfection in the making then I think it should be a little more special than what was presented to us.

Eggbert: Final verdict?

Sissy: I'm going to have to take off points for effects, lack of creativity and the soundtrack. It's tough to judge because in my opinion we're judging on frags alone. Let's just say that if you enjoy a good Enemy Territory frag flick then you'll get plenty of kills and some gibbage action, but don't expect much more than that. One boner up.

Eggbert: Poor Waki, so deluded by his own thoughts of greatness. Half a stiffy from me.

Sissy: Until next time, this is Sissy & Eggbert saying loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes!

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