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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: We're back! Helga stole one of our weeks, but you all probably needed a break from Eggbert anyway.
Eggbert: HEY!
Sissy: During our week off there was a new Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory video unveiled, it's Pulp Fixion by #stfu? productions. The download is the biggest I've ever personally done for a Wolfenstein video, weighing in at 700MB. It runs 23:27 minutes and features the following soundtrack:
Rammstein - Bestrafe Mich
Charlie Clouser - Losing
Dick Dale And His Del-Tones - Misirlou
Deathlike Silence - Face Your Death
Static-X - All In Wait
Moses Hazy - Shadow of Kim
High Contrast - Days Go By
DJ Orkidea - Beautiful (ambient mix)
Eggbert: No Britney Spears.
Sissy: The intro was decent, rather Pulp-ish and includes music from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack. The graphics and sound quality are both nice. It's a very action-packed video. I would have liked to see more footage going with the Pulp Fiction theme, but it was more of a name pased on the clan's name of "Fixed". Effects are decent and not over-used.
Eggbert: I don't like metal. Give me some Britney.
Sissy: Britney is a washed-up hag. I do agree though, the music wasn't to my taste for the most part, but I'm sure it will appeal to many others. Basically, Pulp Fixion is a well done frag flick. I think the size and length of the movie will put some people off though. Even though it was good, I found myself getting tired of watching. Afterall, it's almost a 1/2 hour long and I'm a very busy zombie!
Eggbert: I had to take snack breaks.
Sissy: The bottom line for Pulp Fixion is that it's a well done highlights film, but given the length of the movie and size of the download it's really a crap shoot. How much do you like frag films? If you're an addict then definitely go grab it! If you're lukewarm then you'll probably decide to give it a miss.
Eggbert: Quality before quantity.
Sissy: Well this movie had both. But perhaps a bit heavy on the quantity side.
Eggbert: One bone up, points off for length. Tee hee, get it? I think there's a pun in there somewhere. Bye.
Sissy: Until next time, this is Sissy & Eggbert saying try the pork! There might be a pun in there too.
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