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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back videophiles! Today we take a look at a Return to Castle Wolfenstein video that was put up on own-age.com back in July. The video is called "Nursing Service" by Börge 'Bewohner' Stange and is described as Frag Highlights. Nursing Servce weighs in at 390MB and runs for 25 minutes. Let's take a look!
Eggbert: I'll get my glasses.
Sissy: You don't wear glasses.
Eggbert: I mean shot glasses, I'm going to need a lot of alcohol to sit through 15 minutes.
Sissy: Anyhoooo! Fast forward 25 minutes and I'm going to say right off the bat, gibbed goodness! You have to worry when a video is 25 minutes long. It runs the risk of losing its audience about halfway through. Nursing Service did a pretty good job of keeping our attention. My niece, Zombella, watched this one with us and she had a few choice words to say as well. It sounded like Chinese but went something like this... "ooph he gub". She was dancing during it though, so I assume her statement was of a positive nature.
Eggbert: I think she looked like she was about to puke.
Sissy: Overall, Nursing Service was well done. Good graphics, some nice retro-toonage, great effects including loading screens and other goodies, lots of map variety, and good frags with loads of gibs. I would definitely recommend this video.
Eggbert: I wouldn't.
Sissy: Why not?
Eggbert: Because I don't want to agree with you.
Sissy: Right. Well then how does this feel?
Eggbert: ARGHHHHHHHH no purple nurples! FINE, I'll agree with you.
Well that was easy, wasn't it? I think this one was a niner all the way. The only thing I would have done differently was perhaps cut back the length a little.
Eggbert: Yes, remember, length is not as important as width!
Sissy: Gah.
Eggbert: HA!
Sissy: Go grab this flick, until next time this is Sissy & Eggbert saying have a great Labor Day weekend!
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