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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Today's Return to Castle Wolfenstein frag highlights video brings us back many months to RtCW Rock n Rollstar by Playa. The 305MB flick runs 14 minutes in length and features the following soundtrack:
Symphony X - Oculus ex inferni
Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane
Breaking Benjamin - Breath
Oasis - Rock'n'rollstar
Timbaland ft. One Republic - Apologize
Eggbert: Stupid rock. I say bring disco back!
Sissy: After listening to this soundtrack I may just have to agree with you there.
Eggbert: About time you realized my potential as the brains of this operation.
Sissy: Let's not go too far here. Starting off, very nice intro for this movie. The music was very immersive and gave the feeling that this was going to be an epic RtCW video. Then once the intro was done my interest began to fade rapidly. The graphics are good, sound quality is good, intro was good, the action is there, but they lost me at the soundtrack.
Eggbert: Music makes the man! I mean the movie.
Sissy: In this case perhaps. I would have enjoyed this video, regardless of the lack of effects, had the soundtrack been different. It didn't work on any level for me. I didn't find that it suited the action or the game, or anything really. I believe I could have handled the 14 minutes had it just been for a different soundtrack.
Eggbert: Yeah, what she said.
Sissy: She?
Eggbert: Well you are rather feminine for a zombie.
Sissy: Am not!
Eggbert: Am too!
Sissy: Whatever. What can I say really. This one comes down to personal taste in music. If you like the soundtrack listed above then give it a go! If the soundtrack isn't for you then you may have trouble watching it all the way through. If I'm going to sit for 14 minutes watching frag highlights, I want my toes tapping, or at least some game appropriate tunes to keep me in the mood.
Eggbert: I'm always in the mood.
Sissy: Yeah, for a cheeseburger.
Eggbert: Yeah, but I'm a stud too.
Sissy: Please. I guess that's all for today folks! Rock 'n Rollstar, I could have loved you but your music did me wrong. 1 boner up here.
Eggbert: I was bored. One semi boner here.
Sissy: Until next time, this is Sissy and Eggbert saying... RtCW 2! Bring us some new movies!
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