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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Feel like a trip back to the Beach? Check out one.whoops, a one.soldier video which is more of a blooper reel with lots of slow motion effects, rather than anything skillful. Which is a nice change of pace in my opinion.
Eggbert: So bad frags are good frags? Figures, you always did suck, so you can relate better than most.
Sissy: Yes Eggbert, thanks for kicking things off with your one not-so-witty retort for the day. The graphics aren't the best quality, fast and slow effects are used throughout the video and the frags aren't the best you'll ever see. But that's really the point, one.whoops is meant to be more of a humour piece really. So how did they do?
Eggbert: Not funny.
Sissy: You're just grouchy because I wouldn't let you eat the McDonald's drive-thru girl on the way in today.
Eggbert: You've got that right Siss-ter.
Sissy: /Ignore. The soundtrack is pretty funky, normally I wouldn't like it at all, but it did fit the video very well in my opinion. Therefore it's a win!
Eggbert: You wear big girl pants.
Sissy: /Ignore. If you feel like checking out a light-hearted Return to Castle Wolfenstein frag highlights video then this could be your lucky day! The video runs just over 8 minutes in length and it managed to keep my attention throughout.
Eggbert: Any shiny object could keep your attention throughout.
Sissy: /Ignore. The flick was made in 2002, so like the bio says... don't expect a masterpiece, but it does have its moments and it's worth a watch if you've never seen it before.
Eggbert: Two boners down!
Sissy: Enough already, next time I'll let you suck brain on the way in to work, in the meantime get over it!
Eggbert: You promise?
Sissy: I suppose.
Eggbert: Okay, one boner up!
Sissy: How easily you can be swayed. Maybe I'm feel generous today, or perhaps I needed a light-hearted video for a change, but I'm going to go with one and a half stiffers all the way up for this one!
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