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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back movie-goers! There were no new releases over the past week, so we're bringing you all a look at a YouTube video that we hadn't seen before. Get some popcorn and enjoy the show!
Eggbert: Yay, we get popcorn?
Sissy: Not you. Them! The viewers... err readers... or whatever.
Eggbert: You suck.
Sissy: So does your mama.
Eggbert: Zing. /sarcasm.
Sissy: Here you go, enjoy the video!
Eggbert: Ohhh ho ho ho, I laughed, I cried, I didn't have any popcorn.
Sissy: Judging by the size of that gut I'd say you not only had popcorn, you probably ate Orville Redenbocker too!
Eggbert: Mmm, he tasted almost as good as Colonel Sanders.
Sissy: This video is almost two years old and only 2 minutes in length, but it's cute and well worth a watch. The machinima style videos are always a lot of fun. Hopefully we'll see some fantastic videos when Castle Wolfenstein 2 is released! Until then, we'll continue to scrape the barrel and try to bring you the best of Enemy Territory and RtCW!
Eggbert: He will. I'll be taking a nap.
Sissy: As expected.
Eggbert: Are you going to rate this one? Because I'm feeling a boner or two.
Sissy: Please, do that in private!
Eggbert: Bonersssssssssss!
Sissy: I'd give this one a bone and a half up. Suitable music, good video footage, graphics are okay given this video has been YouTubed. All-star cast and great closing credits (so to speak!). Enjoy and we'll see you all next time!
Eggbert: Yes, we'll see you next time, if I don't eat you first! Bye-bye!
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