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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back movie fans! Last week there was nothing new out to showcase, so we went with some hot YouTube video action from days gone by. This week we are faced with a definite lack of newness once again, so back to the tube we go!
Eggbert: I have a tube for them!
Sissy: This is a g-rated column, don't be a jerk.
Eggbert: HA! Jerk... tube. Get it?
Sissy: Don't make me censor you, because I will if I have to.
Eggbert: Who the *BLEEP* do you *BLEEP* think you are? My *BLEEP* keeper? *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
Sissy: There, that's better.
Eggbert: Ack, you censored me. *BLEEP*
Sissy: Now that we have a muzzle on Eggbert, let's get on with today's video lovin'! Today we are looking at some of the top rated videos on YouTube. Bear in mind that we have already featured some of them, so these may not represent the Top 10 or anything.
The first one is a frag highlights video, over 18,000 views and a rating of 5/5.
Wolfenstein ET Frag Movie - a Finnish Day
Eggbert: People are people so why should it beeeeeeee.... I like that song.
Sissy: This next video should bring you back... all the way back to RtCW Single Player. Over 37,000 views and a 5/5 rating, the final showdown!
RTCW Final Boss Battle - Heinrich I
Eggbert: That gave me wood.
Sissy: And finally, here is another scene from Return to Castle Wolfenstein. If you never got around to playing the single player missions then you can snag a peek at what you missed in this video and the one above!
Return to Castle Wolfenstein - Das Ubersoldat
Eggbert: Single player is scary. It's dark and there are monsters.
Sissy: You moron, you're one of those monsters.
Eggbert: Say what?!?! Moi? A monster? Surely you kid.
Sissy: Oh man, you are the ultimate egghead.
Eggbert: I don't know what you mean. But I think you need a punch in the head. So I'm going to end this one today, you have a 30 second head start and then I'm coming to kick your bag of bones butt.
Sissy: Yeah, I'm going to run from you when you can barely get your pork rind ridden ass off the couch without a tow truck. That's all for this edition of Sissy and Eggbert go to the movies! Until next time, get filming, directing, producing and dishing out those videos!
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