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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: Welcome back Wolfenstein movie-fans! This week we are treated to something new courtesy of the clan [ETW-FZ]. Wolfmap.de featured ETW-FZ-Movie this week, and it's available in three flavors: .mp3, .wmv and YouTube!
Eggbert: Woohoo.
Sissy: Your enthusiasm is overwhemling.
Eggbert: So is your body odor.
Sissy: Yeah a real zinger that one was. I'll have you know that I took a bath just last month.
Eggbert: You still smell like rotting meat.
Sissy: We're zombies you ass, we're supposed to smell like rotting meat.
Eggbert: I smell like a combination of rotting meat and roses.
Sissy: Whatever, enough of this, it's time to check out the new movie from ETW-FZ clan! Crank that volume and let's get on with the show.
Eggbert: Wow, a German soundtrack! That's something different.
Sissy: Yes, the first thing you will notice about this movie is that it appears to have a custom soundtrack, and it's German. Given the nature of the game, you'd think we would hear more German soundtracks, but I would guess it's more like 95% North American rock. The soundtrack is so intriguing that you may have trouble following the actual action part of the video!
Eggbert: There are some nice action scenes too, nothing like some good flame-throwing.
Sissy: Yes, the action was quite good, lots of good frags and it was fast-paced. But I think what really puts this one up above many before it, is the soundtrack.
Eggbert: Fine. Just do the review yourself then.
Sissy: Alright. Overall, a very good watch. I tend to save the two boner scores for movies that are either truly epic and the machinima videos. Let's look at the breakdown!
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