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Sissy
Award-winning Wolfenstein film columnist Sissy helped to shape Wolfenstein movie criticism as we know it. As co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Sissy and partner Eggbert have influenced and entertained millions of people with their opinions
and barbs on current Wolfenstein films, becoming part of the American entertainment culture and making their
trademark "two boney hands up/two boney hands down" a pop culture icon. A graduate of Wolfenstein University, Sissy received a bachelors
degree in Zombiology.
Eggbert
Co-host of "Sissy & Eggbert", Eggbert is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Wolfenstein film critic and has been working
for the Zombie Sun-Times since 1967. Eggbert is the author of 15 books, including "Great Wolfenstein Movies,"
"Eggbert's Wolfenstein Movie Yearbook," "I Hated, Hated, HATED This Wolfenstein Movie," the Norton anthology "Eggbert's Book of Wolfenstein Film," and the best-selling "Eggbert's Bigger Little Wolfenstein Movie Glossary".
Sissy: While browsing YouTube, as I do, I tripped over this interesting little film by VIP. The VIP crew seemed to really enjoy making unusual Enemy Territory videos back in the day. This one is called "Lovely Girls" and it features anime style female models. Have a look!
Eggbert: Isn't it rude to gib a girl?
Sissy: Well they're not really girls. Besides, when have you ever fought fair? You're a hair puller and nail gauger if I've ever seen one!
Eggbert: You got me there.
Sissy: This video doesn't appear to have a soundtrack, although I may have been missing something there. The video quality is poor, given the whole YouTube thing, but it's still worth watching just for entertainment purposes.
Eggbert: Yes, it is quite entertaining. It's like that song "It's Raining Men" but only it's girls and gibs.
Sissy: So in essence it's not really anything like the song "It's Raining Men".
Eggbert: Hrm, you have a point again.
Sissy: Custom skins and models never really gained a huge following in Enemy Territory, so this little video is a novelty. The footage and effects are quite nice. Plus it's colourful since you don't normally see ET players running around in pink dresses! If you like human towers then you also get quite a few of those. I would consider this to be a rare find, so make sure you press play and watch it from top to bottom!
Eggbert: I wish we could see up their skirts.
Sissy: You're a pig.
Eggbert: Thank you. I think I will give this one two boners up, HA HA HA get it?
Sissy: Yes, but it wasn't very funny. This actually might be a two boner rated film had there been a great soundtrack and improved quality. Unfortunately I am forced to give it one bone due to these issues.
Eggbert: But there are girls in it!
Sissy: Yeah, cartoon girls. I think you're getting off on this one a little too much.
Eggbert: Okay fine, 1.5 boners from me.
Sissy: That's it for this edition of Sissy and Eggbert Go To The Movies, be sure to join us next week when we'll try to dig up another golden oldy worthy of your time!
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